Masque: “…a little extra magic, while you work yours”

Masque: Sexual Flavors
(it aint lube!)

THE COPY READS: “Masque is the first product to conceal any unpleasant flavors associated with pleasuring you man and his subsequent climax. These orally-dissolvable, flavored gel strips will take the intimacy between you and your partner to the next level. Consider it a little extra magic, while you work yours”

Ladies, Gentlemen, and Hookers Everywhere:
There is now a product that will get rid of the skunk in his spunk!
Just use Masque, the “orally-dissolvable, flavored gel” and it will make swallowing faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more palatable!
In fact, after checking out the Masque website, I have discovered that it comes in Chocolate, Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango!

“Yum, Yum, give her your… enduring love?”  😉  lol

I am by no means a prude or shy, but why the hell was this in a copy of Marie Claire magazine?!?
Maxim, sure…
Cosmo, maybe…
Any porn publication, abso-fricken-lutely!
But a magazine geared more towards fashion?!?
Perhaps they were confused about the *kind* of “pearl necklace” Masque was referring to working to avoid?  Yeah!  That’s probably it!!!

Ah well, it doesn’t matter, much… it just struck me as kinda funny so I tore it out, scanned the ad and decided that I would share it with the interwebs!  🙂

Visit the Masque Website for information on how to get your boyfriend to not dump you!


New Section: Noteworthy Blogs & Articles

Oh, WordPress… you give all people who like to write, without audience, a reason the write!
“Yay”, for free blogs!  🙂

That said, I have come across a couple articles/blogs over the last couple of months that were too good not to share with the world!
So, I’ve created a new section on my time-killing blog to compile that list!

So, if you like to read entertaining and relatively humorous rants, check out the “Noteworthy Blogs & Articles” section for juicy, little slices of amateurish-literary-awesome pie!


New Photos Added!

Some of my newer photos have been added
to all three libraries for Photography.

I do hope that you’ll enjoy them and,
please, leave some comments on what
you like so that I know what is interesting to you!

☠ The Horror Score ☠ Horror Movie Reviews

So, I was going to start a separate site for posting Horror Movie Reviews, but I decided to just add a page here for it!

That said, if you like horror movies or are interested in a specific title, check out the Horror Score link located at the top of the page with the other tabs.  The movies that I’ve reviewed are listed in a drop down menu from the same tab.

I’ve been watching horror movies for my whole life!  I love ’em.
Don’t be fooled by the numbers, as they stand now, in reviews.  There’s not much here so far, but that collection will grow as time goes on.  I’m not in a big hurry to build it up with reviews that I’m hurrying through just to have more titles posted up.  I also don’t want to review something that I haven’t watched in ten years.  So, as the movies are revisited, I’ll post them when time permits.
So, enjoy what’s there and, please, feel free to comment on any of the reviews and suggest movies that I may not have heard of yet!!

😉  Dovidenja!