So… the Double Quarter Pounder.
This is one of McDonald’s more popular items, of which most are fully aware–I’m sure!
I can’t eat a whole one; I can eat half of one, but then I might as well just order half of one and call it a day with the regular Quarter Pounder (er, the “Royale with Cheese” as per Pulp Fiction).
for those who can eat the whole thing;
for those who have ever heard of the thing;
for those who created the damn thing,
In all of its Infinite Meaty, Cheesy, Delicious Glory…
Why in the f*ck isn’t it just called the “Half Pounder“?!? 😛