Masque: Sexual Flavors
(it aint lube!)
THE COPY READS: “Masque is the first product to conceal any unpleasant flavors associated with pleasuring you man and his subsequent climax. These orally-dissolvable, flavored gel strips will take the intimacy between you and your partner to the next level. Consider it a little extra magic, while you work yours”
Ladies, Gentlemen, and Hookers Everywhere:
There is now a product that will get rid of the skunk in his spunk!
Just use Masque, the “orally-dissolvable, flavored gel” and it will make swallowing faaaaaaaaaaaaaaar more palatable!
In fact, after checking out the Masque website, I have discovered that it comes in Chocolate, Strawberry, Watermelon, and Mango!
“Yum, Yum, give her your… enduring love?” 😉 lol
I am by no means a prude or shy, but why the hell was this in a copy of Marie Claire magazine?!?
Any porn publication, abso-fricken-lutely!
But a magazine geared more towards fashion?!?
Perhaps they were confused about the *kind* of “pearl necklace” Masque was referring to working to avoid? Yeah! That’s probably it!!!
Ah well, it doesn’t matter, much… it just struck me as kinda funny so I tore it out, scanned the ad and decided that I would share it with the interwebs! 🙂
Visit the Masque Website for information on how to get your boyfriend to not dump you!