ShamWow! Vince arrested for beating up a Hooker! (& New Endorsement: “Slap-a-Tute”)

Yeah, so as it turns out–Vince has some skeletons in his closet.
Like this first skeleton… a really creepy skeleton–the kind that likes to pay for sex and then beat up the “service provider”!
Second Skeleton: He’ll now be promoting a new product called the Slap-a-Tute”

Apparently, both Vince and his Hooker were drunk and in a hotel room.
They were kissing (which–okay… paying for sex first of all is FOUL, but then kissing her? You shouldn’t put your mouth, among other objects, on dirty things!) and as it turns out… she bit his tongue–rather hard, I have to assume.

I guess Vince went isn’t into the kinky and went into Fight or Flight Mode and “fight” was his tactic!
This is when he started punching her!
I mean… in her defense, maybe she was just trying to be kinky and the alcohol clouded her perception of how hard she was biting him? I dunno…

All i know is Vince now has a mugshot and thanks to TheSmokingGun.com, I’m going to share it with you!

ShamWow SlapHooker

ShamWow SlapHooker

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